Vacation Worthy Breakfast

Two holiday breakfast treats, my Christmas gift to you.

Taste & See: Holiday vacations are all about relaxing, being with family, being grateful for what you have, and, at least at the Faux Gourmet's house, long leisurely meals--beginning with hot breakfasts. Vacation is one of the few times we eat something other than cereal. Hotcakes (like the many versions a fan of Kenny Shopsin may be inspired to make), egg sandwiches (of which I'm a particular fan, as is, apparently, my alter ego), even sausages (of which I'm not a particular fan, but sometimes you need to put some meat on the bones to go fell that tree).

The possibilities are endless, and the holidays are just laid back enough to give you the time to use your imagination. The two recipes below, one complex but worth the effort, the other a breeze, are two of my favorites. I hope you enjoy them as much as my family & I do.

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Do It Yourself:

Eggs Benedict


If you're going to do hot breakfasts, you might as well go all out. What better way to wow your houseguests or loved ones than with a dressed up Eggs Benedict? I think Eggs Benedict is tasty in its traditional form, with some kind of pig product, and tastier still without the pig . . . but topped with seasonal luxuries like crab or smoked salmon--currently available at non-luxury prices--it is downright indulgent. Get a head start on New Year's resolutions by using this slightly modified version, making something composed largely of egg yolks and butter as healthful and guilt-free as it can be.

Eggs Benedict is all about Hollandaise sauce, and there are about a million ways to make it. The basic components are egg yolks, butter, & lemon juice. The basic method is to heat egg yolks over a double boiler, adding a bit of lemon juice and whisking constantly. As the eggs thicken, slowly drizzle in butter under constant whisking, followed by salt, pepper, & cayenne powder.

Sounds easy enough, no? Um, no. The sauce is about chemistry, and if you get the pieces wrong, the egg emulsion breaks and the sauce turns into a nasty mess. Getting the sauce right takes some practice, and getting all the ingredients for Eggs Benedict ready at the same time takes some planning (or better, a friend), but it is oh, so good. While making it several times using different methods, I learned a few things that make it easier.

Hollandaise Tips

One, the yolk to butter ratio is not set in stone. The usual ratio is 1 egg yolk to 4 Tbsp butter but I opt for less butter and cut a little fat. (Somewhere, a French chef is rolling in his grave.) Lower ratios still produced tasty sauces, if slightly less rich and creamy than would a higher butter ratio.

Two, the water temperature is key. If it is too hot, the egg emulsion separates or even scrambles. If it is not hot enough, they don't heat at all and you're left with cold runny eggs with oily pools of butter, not Hollandaise sauce.

Three, if the sauce does separate, a little bit of cream or half and half smooths things out.

Four, especially when cutting on butter, the sauce tastes pretty plain, even if perfectly formed, without a healthy doses of flavor--cayenne powder, lemon juice, salt & pepper. Not that you can't experiment; far be it from me to prize an "authentic" recipe above whim and imagination.

Five, if you are so lucky, have a sous-chef toast the muffins, poach the eggs and prepare your chosen topping(s). You just concentrate on the sauce and take the credit. (Or not, if you want your buddy to be backing you up for future endeavors.)

Here's how I made the sauce--and the rest of the Eggs Benedict. If you don't like this version, take my tips with a grain of salt and cross-check my version with this sauce-primer or one of the many recipes available elsewhere online. This serves four; adjust as needed.

1. Prep I: Pans
Place double boiler on one burner, the bottom approximately half-way filled with water. Turn heat on high and allow to boil.
Place a frying pan with approximately 3 inches water and 2 Tbsp salt on one burner. Turn heat on medium and allow water to simmer.
Set a second frying pan on a third burner.

2. Prep II: Ingredients
Meanwhile, prepare the following ingredients and set aside near stove:
Slice two whole wheat English muffins- the fiber helps keep the blood from getting digested.
Crack four whole eggs into small dishes.
Crack four egg yolks into one dish, separating the whites into another dish and reserving for future use.
Melt 6 Tbsp butter.
Squeeze 1/2 lemon.
In addition, have cayenne powder, salt & pepper, and cream or half and half easily accessible.
Pour a small amount of hot water from double boiler into a separate bowl. Cover and reserve with other ingredients.

3. English Muffins I:
Arrange the four English muffin halves in the empty frying pan, face down. Turn the heat on low.

4. Hollandaise Sauce Part I:
Turn the heat on the double boiler down just slightly so water barely boils, if at all, and ensure the water is not so high as to touch the top of the top pan.
Pour the four egg yolks and 1 tbsp lemon juice into the top of the double boiler, whisking constantly. If the eggs begin to scramble remove from heat briefly and reduce heat on double boiler burner.


Gradually add 3 Tbsp hot water from the reserved bowl, whisking constantly.
When egg yolk mixture has thickened, remove from heat and slowly drizzle in melted butter, followed by 2 Tbsp cream, whisking consantly.


5. English Muffin II:
Turn the English muffins; turn down heat if too hot.

6 Poaching Eggs Part I:
Slide each of the four whole cracked eggs gently into the simmering frying pan of salted water. Don't be alarmed if it spreads out a bit. Set a timer for 4 minutes.


7. Hollandaise Sauce Part II:
Season sauce with cayenne (approximately 1/2 Tsp), salt and pepper to taste; additional lemon juice may also be added for flavor.
Mixture should be hot; if it is not, whisk again over heat on the double boiler.
Mixture should be somewhat thick; if it is too runny, a bit of cream or an additional egg yolk may also be added, always with constant whisking.
When you are pleased with the flavor, texture and temperature, cover sauce in a small boil and set aside briefly.


8. Poaching Eggs Part II:
Cover a large plate in a paper towel. When timer goes off, use a flat spatula to lift each egg out of the water and onto the paper towel. Turn off the heat. The yolk should still be a little runny.



9. Assemble Eggs Benedict:
Set up all the components in one place for quick assembly.


Place one half English muffin on a plate. Place one poached egg on top. Add any toppings (see below). Cover with 1/4 the Hollandaise sauce. Enjoy!

10. Topping Options:


Crab: Crack approximately 1/3 cup crab per serving before prep. After step 8, or while waiting for eggs to finish, microwave briefly to heat.
Smoked Salmon: Set aside during prep.
Canadian Bacon (the traditional topping) or Bacon: Fry one slice per person briefly after prep and set aside on a plate covered in paper towel.
Spinach: Defrost spinach from bag or box of frozen spinach after prep and set aside in a bowl.

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Grandma Field's Cinnamon Coffee Cake


If Eggs Benedict is a little more . . . uh, work, than you're up for, here's another breakfast treat any joe with a mixing bowl & this recipe can make successfully. At the Faux Gourmet's house, a beloved family tradition, served only on special holidays (Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Super Bowl Sunday) is my grandma's famous cinnamon coffee cake. One of my top ten sensory experiences has got to be waking up to the smell of cinnamon wafting through the house on a snowy day, sipping on a latte and reading the papers as the cake finishes baking. I can't guarantee snow, good coffee or good news, but good food I can do. From my family to yours, Grandma Field's Cinnamon Coffee Cake.

1/2 Cup Butter
2/3 Cup Sugar
2 Eggs
1 1/2 Cup Flour
2 Tbsp Cinnamon
1 Tsp Baking Soda
1 Tsp Baking Powder
1/4 Tsp Salt
1 Cup Buttermilk

Topping
1/2 Cup Sugar
1 Tbsp Butter, softened but not melted
1 Tbsp Cinnamon

Preheat oven to 350.
Mix dry ingredients in a large bowl.
Add melted butter, sugar & eggs and buttermilk to dry ingredients until combined.
Pour batter in 9 x 9 x 2 inch greased pan.

Stir topping ingredients together in separate bowl. Mixture should be lumpy, not smooth or creamy. Sprinkle atop the batter.

Bake for about 30 minutes at 350. Done when cake does not stick to toothpick.

Go Team!

Resisting the urge to make mussels-muscles jokes.

Taste & See: Today a previous entry on Idaho received a comment requesting I not blog about the well-kept secret that is Wallace, Idaho, jewel of the Northwest, gateway to Yellowstone & Glacier. If you must visit, please do so on the low.

However, I can't very well keep quiet when my team is playing in the Poinsettia Bowl today, one of the great matches of Bowl Season, BCS bowl though it is not. (Boo to you, Utah.) Whatever. Boise State vs. Texas Christian (I'm rooting for Boise, obviously!) is going to be good. I hope my Idahoan commentator doesn't mind if I throw a little love Idaho's way.

What does this have to do with food? Well, not so much. I just wanted to draw attention to my team & their quarterback, a hometown hero. But while we're on the subject, I'll also draw your attention to two delicacies in season right now. If you're at all like me, you're more used to pizza & beer for your game-day fare but I for one don't mind a bit if crab and mussels make an occasional December appearance.

Do It Yourself:

Image courtesy Quamut, a brief guide on buying & preparing crab.

Crab is at its best (at least in the Northwest) now. I like to go out & catch my own . . .


but when that is not possible, per pound it is probably cheaper than beef at the supermarket. (Even if the shells you don't eat are the heavy part . . . ) Current prices run about $3.50 for half a crab, enough for one person. See here for a quick video demonstrating how to clean whole crab before eating.

As for serving, it is hard to beat hot butter. I also like to mix a little dish of equal parts lemon juice, melted butter, and a nice Viognier (a big fan McKinley Springs), warm in the microwave for about 30 seconds, and soak my crabmeat in it. A Caesar salad and bread round out the meal.

Mussels, also in season and fairly cheap (an enormous bag-enough for about 10 people-was about $11 the other day) may be a better choice for those among us who don't like to work so hard for our food. I gave you an easy Faux Gourmet mussels recipe in my post on Brussels (how could I not?). For another tempting recipe, and an article singing mussles' praises, see this post by The Wednesday Chef.


Image courtesy Legal Seafoods, one good source for all things seafood.

Last night, I browned a little butter & olive oil, adding a chopped onion, about a cup of a grassy, slightly sweet white (think Spanish Alberiño or Austrian Gruner Veltliner), a couple dried chilies, and a heaping tablespoon of Spanish paprika. Throw in the mussels, cover, and about five minutes later (when the shells have opened) you've got a steaming, fragrant dish to snack on (in between the pretzels and tortilla chips) with whoever shows up to watch the game.

Fell That Tree!

A hearty breakfast providing all the fuel
you need to be a lumberjack.
Or a couch potato.

First, a brief personal note: Like Britney, I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting. But I'm here now. Really, I have been ridiculously busy with my day job the past few weeks but I plan to spend some serious time over the next month hunkered down with cooking, eating, and updating What's in the Pot?. Your patience--those of you still with me--will be rewarded.

Second, Faux Gourmet Wants to Know: I wrote about airport food a few months ago, pleasantly surprised as I was to find a delightful eatery in PDX (Portland International Airport). Matt Gross wrote a great piece for the New York Times recently highlighting other great (or, in Chicago & LA's cases, not so great) places to get a meal between flights. He missed out by not traveling to Portland or Seattle; both have great food. Any of you (un)lucky enough to be stuck there during the present blizzard are probably having more time than you'd like to sample it. For my part, I like the wine flights at Vino Volo at Sea-Tac. The Faux Gourmet wants to know . . . What do you like to eat at airports?

And finally, a real update . . .

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Taste & See: The other morning I awoke to a snowy dusting covering my parents' home. After a stressful last few weeks & a harrowing trip back from the East Coast, I was delighted to stretch out in a lazyboy & relax, watching the snow fall outside as I sipped on a latte and perused the headlines. Ah, vacation.

As the various members of my family staggered into the front room in various stages of yawning sleepiness, I was inspired to cook a hearty breakfast for a cold day, the perfect fuel for hitching up the sleigh and trotting out to the woods to fell a Christmas tree. Not that I or anyone I know actually does that. But turns out my chorizo & egg breakfast burritors were also the perfect fuel for . . . lazing around the house enjoying vacation.

Chorizo is a spicy pork or beef sausage colored a peppy red by dried red peppers. You can buy it cured, in which case you can eat it by the slice (prosaically, with crackers, cheese, beer & football). You can also buy it raw, with or without casing. Chorizo is originally from the Iberian Peninsula but at least one version has long been a Mexican staple. (In fact, there's more or less a chorizo family tree.) Mexican-style chorizo has long been part of the cultural heritage of a good chunk of my little town--but the piquant, smoky flavor has also made fans of many of the rest of us.

Do It Yourself: A quick & easy meal with raw chorizo, my preference:

Stuffed Chorizo Sausages:

1. Flatten out about 3/4 cup chorizo into a rectangle.
2. Line one side with roasted red peppers and a mild, melting white cheese (I've used both White Cheddar & Asiago because I had them on hand; use your imagination).
3. Roll up like an eggroll to make a stuffed sausage.
4. Pan fry without oil (the meat has enough of its own fat) until cooked through.
5. Serve with a simple salad. Voila!

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Chorizo con Huevos Breakfast Burritos:

For a hearty breakfast, I take my cue from chorizo con huevos, a popular Mexican dish. I make no claims of authenticity, per se, but I make big claims of deliciousness & ease, and that's enough for me.

What you need:
1 onion
1 lb raw chorizo
2 roasted red peppers (buy ready-to-use in a jar)
six eggs
1 can black beans
cheddar cheese
olive oil
large tortillas

Optional:
Avocado
Tomatoes
Salsa
Sour Cream


1. Dice the onion and cook til translucent in a large saute pan on medium heat in about a tablespoon of olive oil.
2. Open the can of black beans and cook over medium heat in a small sauce pan; rinse out the can with water and add to beans. Stir occasionally and if they start to boil, turn heat down. They should thicken while you're preparing the rest of the meal.


3. Add the chorizo (if in casing, remove) to the onions and cut up with heavy spatula like ground beef.
4. Dice the roasted red peppers and add to the chorizo when it is cooked all the way through.
5. Crack the eggs into a bowl and add to the chorizo, stirring constantly to mix the eggs in. They'll look a little different from your typical scrambled eggs but cooking the eggs & meat together integrates the flavor much better than cooking them separately & adding at the end.


6. To make each breakfast burrito:

• Toast each tortilla on a dry, hot saute pan for about 20 seconds aside.
• Add a scoop of the egg mixture, a few spoonfuls of black beans, and a sprinkling of shredded cheddar cheese.
• Top with any of the fresh ingedients you desire. Cool tomatoes, avocado, sour cream & salsa are a good foil for the rich, salty egg & meat mixture.

Now go out & fell that tree!

Eating my way around the world: Amsterdam

I am Amsterdam!

At Museum Platz, with the temporarily closed Rijksmuseum & I (am)sterdam sign.

(Happy Thanksgiving! No turkey-cooking instructions, however. The Faux Gourmet isn't the most seasonal of chefs. But stay tuned for Wine Weekend reports, coming soon. Doesn't that sound better than a turkey?)

Taste & See: Amsterdam may be better known for certain herbs than for its cuisine but on my recent trip a friend & I sampled some great eats.

Days 3 & 4: Our Dutch host recommended to us a cafe serving the best Appeltaart (apple pie) in Amsterdam. Indeed, Cafe Winkel in Jordaan was so jammed with people we had to throw some elbows to get in the door. Granted, a sudden downpour had started minutes before our arrival so it was hard to judge whether the popularity was due to the appeltaart or the rain.


I was utterly unprepared for the rain, and even with a barely-broken umbrella, the gift of a thoughtful vendor in the open market still bustling in the square outside, I was in a sorry state when we finally made it in from the cold. But the appeltaart made it all worth it. As a Dishola reviewer noted:

Thick, soft, dark brown, cinnamoned-apples chunks are lovingly surrounded by tender strudel and topped with fresh-whipped cream in this classic take on the Dutch Apple Pie; Winkel's version is famous and worth the hype. Sitting outside near the open-air market with a coffee and a slice of this is basically paradise in [Amsterdam].

Delicious indeed.


Appeltaart, a staple in Dutch cafes (as opposed to coffee shops, which aren't exactly known for their coffee) is very different from American Apple Pie. It has a thick crust up high around the edges and is often stuffed with raisins and flavored with cinnamon and lemon juice. Winkel's version didn't have raisins, but its thick and chewy crust made it taste more like a hardy snack than a sugar rush.


Do it yourself: Appeltaart has been around for a long time; in fact, one appears in a 1529 painting from the Dutch Golden Age. But even the prettiest pies are better to eat than to look at; see for yourself with the following recipes:

Crispy Waffle (with raves from a Dutch gal who tried it, with great results)
My Sister's Kitchen
Dutch Food, on About.com

Taste & See, Continued: Later in the day when man-taste buds kicked in, we joined the throngs munching on great paper cones filled with Fries along the water front of one of Amsterdam's main thoroughfares, where many of the canal tours depart.


Image, Amsterdam Restaurant Secrets.

The fries are delicious, but the name could use some work:


Fries from Amsterdam . . . named for the famous Manneken Pis statue in Belgium. How droll.


Image, Belgium Tourist Information.

Speaking of national foods, a Belgian bakery was busy promoting its baked goods by going back to cultural roots, sort of:


And speaking of cultural roots, the Dutch colonial history makes for some far-flung eateries new to a traveler more accustomed to British & French colonial culinary offerings. I knew the Dutch had colonized both Indonesia and Suriname, only granting Suriname's independence in 1975 (!!), but the pairing of a Surinamese/Indonesian restaurant kind of baffled me. I asked which foods were from which country and the waitress said they're all the same. This made no sense . . . until I thought about the Indians in Kenya.

Like the British, the Dutch responded to labor shortages following the abolition of slavery by importing workers from one colony to another. Hence, the presence of a large Javanese population, part of modern day Indonesia, in Suriname, across the world in South America. Over time the Javanese cuisine (though I don't dare get into the diverse collection of distinct peoples that make up Indonesia here!) morphed with the Surinamese context to form a unique blend.

And hence the presence of Beef Rendang (featured here after last winter's trip to Malaysia) in Amsterdam:


Lamb Curry with a roti-like bread:


Fried Plantains with Peanut Sauce:


The full spread:


Incredible food, one of the best meals we had in Europe!

A bit later we came across this tantalizing restaurant . . .


But don't get your hopes up, lest you were thinking this an outpost of the Red Light District. Lust, in Dutch, simply means appetite.

The lovely, airy Cafe de Jaren was a perfect spot for resting museum-weary feat and taking in a mid-afternoon snack. Below, the tasty fruit beer Mort Subite ("Sudden Death") and a Warm Goat Cheese with Honey and Rosemary. Divine!


And for a final sweet treat, a Waffle laden with sugar, so pretty I could kiss it. Or maybe just eat it with sighs of pleasure.

What's in the Pot? in the News!

If you recall, I wrote about Wine Weekend last November and December, covering the Thanksgiving weekend festivities celebrating the bounty of Washington's Yakima Valley. I'm going back again this year, so stay tuned for some fun entries to come. In the mean time, one of my photos of last year's event is featured in this year's promotion, available here. (My photo is the color shot in the slide show.)

Also, thanks to all who have helped What's in the Pot? grow over the past year. I'm excited that we have now surpassed 5000 hits and are seeing more new visits on a daily basis. What's in the Pot? has come a long way . . . and it is only going to get better. Thank you for being part of it!

Eating my way around the world: Brussels, Leuven, Antwerp

Avoiding mussels in Brussels
& other non-traditional Belgian delights.

Taste & See: Fresh from a quick jaunt across the pond, the next few entries will have a few photos of the food I enjoyed along the way--as well as some food that just amused, as you shall see. I hope you enjoy the view.

Day 1: I arrive in Leuven, Belgium, home of Katholieke Universiteit, where a friend is currently studying. On the way home from the train station she introduces me to one of her favorite things, an individual-serving fresh juice squeezer.:


Just turn on the tap and out comes juice, squeezed by the oranges funneling down before your very eyes. The company's distributor was there and when he saw me taking photos he offered to mail me brochures and company information so I could install a machine home in New York somewhere. Maybe when I open my restaurant we can have a coin operated machine out front, for the kids . . .


Off to Brussels, where we wandered down Rue de Bouchers, better known as mussels alley, avoiding the rabid entreaties by the waiters to come inside and dine on stacks of seafood. Even artfully arranged stacks topped with ships could not tempt us.


And with good reason. According to the Belgian Tourist Office website:

Known more for the atmospheric charm than the cuisine, Rue de Boucher is a walking thoroughfare abounding with 17th century stepped gables, decorated doorways, cafes and restaurants with lavish pavement displays of seafood, piled high on mounds of ice. It is not recommended to eat there and is often called a "tourist trap" in regards to menu prices and quality of food.

Anyway, Belgium may be known for mussels but they're a breeze to make at home, another great Faux Gourmet trick. See the link for some tips. I like to add the following to my white wine & water broth: butter, garlic, ginger, a few chopped chilies. The mussels themselves release a fabulous flavor that does most of the work & you'll probably want to feature it by being a little sparse on the accompaniments, rather than masking it with too many competing flavors.

Instead of mussels, we stopped in a little cafe and had a lovely quiche:


After lunch we managed to similarly avoid the not-so-tempting prospects of a sugar overdose in the form of a Barbie:


That night, back in Leuven, we & half the students at KU dined at a popular local eatery called Wok on Air . . . serving, you guessed it, noodles & stir fry, complete with bottles of Sri Racha on every table. So much for your stereotypes of "Belgian" food. Cheap, fresh & tasty, the veggie-noodle combo topped with a generous slab of quick fried white fish lasted two complete meals.


Day 2: We drove over to nearby Antwerp, an emerging fashion hotspot. The architecture mirrored in the Grote Markt that in the Grote Markt/Grand Place of Brussels but the sky was blue and the square was filled with a lively flower market rather than tourists like us.


I inadvertently lead my party on a wild goose chase in search of a particular French cafe in a charming old house, only to find we'd vastly overshot the distance (and our own willingness to retrace our steps in search of the elusive cafe). We happily happened upon a cute little broojes shop in lieu & ended up quite happy with the mistake. I had a broojes (broach-es), a cute little sandwich in a roll with some kind of meat and cheese filling. Mine had chevre, smoked salmon & watercress. Yum!


We then went on a second wild goose chase, this time not of my making, down the lovely narrow streets of Antwerp, on the hunt for dessert.


We had our "aha" moment with apple pie. Worth waiting for? I think so.


Finally, ended the day with a long bike ride over the river & through the woods of KU's gloriously peaceful campus, falling leaves & empty on a Saturday night. Stopped in a lively little cafe with outdoor seating on an otherwise deserted square.



Enjoyed a lavendar tea & a bowl of tomato soup, which came with brown-bagged fresh bread:


When in Rome . . . ended the day with a delightful glass of Chimay, a Trappist-monk made beer & a luxury in which I rarely indulge in back home:

Food for Lazy People

The Faux Gourmet Wants to Know: What's your favorite thing to put in a tortilla? Please leave your comments below!

It has been a while since I've done a really good Faux Gourmet recipe, and by good, I mean instructions for making food that are so simple, you wonder why I get to call it a recipe. Well, because I made it up and you didn't. But if you want to make up some 'recipes' of your own & post them below, more power to you. The Faux Gourmet supports people power, especially on the first Tuesday of November.

My friend J swears by tortilla snacks and I like to think I am responsible. I extol the virtues of tortilla eating only lightly less regularly than I extol the virtues of celery eating, which is often. They're so wonderful. You can keep them indefinitely in the freezer, which makes them a great "I'm not sure if I'm really going to cook anything" investment. They're cheap. Even "Tumaro's Tortillas," which Men's Health Magazine voted the best gourmet tortillas in America (um, men vote on that?) are about 35 cents a tortilla. Bite the bullet, baby.



Best of all, tortillas can be eaten so many ways: open faced like a pizza, rolled up, folded in half, or stacked . . . and they're great with anything, from Hormel pepperoni slices with Kraft shredded cheese to cinnamon and sugar with butter (J's specialties). Tortillas are like that trusty song that works on every playlist, the song to which you never seem to stop listening, but, magically, of which you never tire.

They're also great food for lazy people. Keep a pack in the fridge, top a tortilla with your topping du jour (read: whatever leftovers are in easy reach in the fridge) and slap on a frying pan or in a toaster oven for a few minutes to crispify the project. Or, pop in the microwave for about 40 seconds, covered with another plate to keep the tortilla soft. Either way, bam, you've got breakfast, lunch, dessert, snack . . . whatever you want, in no time at all.

Try the two 'recipes' below & add one of your own!

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Do it Yourself 1: In true Faux Gourmet spirit, I recommend the following deceptively delicious combination: Grilled Pears with Prosciutto and Gruyere. I know, "grilled pears" makes it sound all fancy, but trust me on this one. Here's what you do:

Slice a pear up and put slices over medium heat in a small pan with a teaspoon of sugar.


Meanwhile, put a tortilla in another pan over low heat and top with a slice or two of prosciutto and shredded cheese. Swiss or pecorino are also delicious if you don't have gruyere. Heck, if you don't have swiss or pecorino, experiment with whatever cheese you have. If you don't have any cheese, there is something wrong with you.


Flip the pear slices as they start to soften. Sprinkle a pinch of sea salt over the top. When the pear slices are browned and gooey, add to the (now-melted cheesey) tortilla.


Remove from heat, fold in half, and enjoy.

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Do it Yourself 2: Another favorite makes a great breakfast (or dessert, if calling food with chocolate in it 'dessert' makes you feel better): Faux Crepes.

Spread some combination of the following tasty spreads down the middle of a tortilla: jam, peanut butter, nutella, hershey's syrup, honey.

Slice a banana and layer pieces on the tortilla.

Cover with a plate and microwave forty seconds.

Roll up and enjoy!

I am a big fan of nutella + banana or a PB + honey + banana, or PBJ + banana, but the whole point of the exercise is to get wild & crazy & make up your own variations.

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Note: These options also look amazing but take a little more actual cooking.


Tortilla Pie, from My Husband Hates Veggies


Flour Tortilla Pizzas, from Wine With Life Please


Picnic Tortilla, from BBC Good Food

Please post a comment & share your favorite tortilla fillings!