Presenting The Faux Gourmet!

The Faux Gourmet has been on hiatus for a while. I began this blog as a creative outlet during law school. After law school, I started other blogs on other topics and no longer needed this as a creative outlet, not to mention my diminishing free time.

But I kept cooking, kept taking food pictures and garden pictures, kept wanting to share the little tidbits of what I'd made. I occasionally did this on my personal blog (to which, I'm sure, people yawned and wondered when I'd post another cat picture). But I started to miss this space. Of all the blogs I have, this format, culled over several dedicated years and incorporating that adorable illustration by Sam Wedelich (see info the left) is by far my favorite.

So I'm back!

Expect short and sweet posts. Less food porn, more recipes and tips. If you want food porn you can look at any of the 5000 million existing food blogs. I don't have good lighting in my apartment and don't have time to style plates. I just want to make something yummy and eat it. If that sounds ok with you, stick around.

Looking forward to being back in touch!

xx

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    Sunday, December 21, 2008

    Fell That Tree!

    A hearty breakfast providing all the fuel
    you need to be a lumberjack.
    Or a couch potato.


    First, a brief personal note:
    Like Britney, I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting. But I'm here now. Really, I have been ridiculously busy with my day job the past few weeks but I plan to spend some serious time over the next month hunkered down with cooking, eating, and updating What's in the Pot?. Your patience--those of you still with me--will be rewarded.

    Second, Faux Gourmet Wants to Know: I wrote about airport food a few months ago, pleasantly surprised as I was to find a delightful eatery in PDX (Portland International Airport). Matt Gross wrote a great piece for the New York Times recently highlighting other great (or, in Chicago & LA's cases, not so great) places to get a meal between flights. He missed out by not traveling to Portland or Seattle; both have great food. Any of you (un)lucky enough to be stuck there during the present blizzard are probably having more time than you'd like to sample it. For my part, I like the wine flights at Vino Volo at Sea-Tac. The Faux Gourmet wants to know . . . What do you like to eat at airports?

    And finally, a real update . . .

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    Taste & See: The other morning I awoke to a snowy dusting covering my parents' home. After a stressful last few weeks & a harrowing trip back from the East Coast, I was delighted to stretch out in a lazyboy & relax, watching the snow fall outside as I sipped on a latte and perused the headlines. Ah, vacation.

    As the various members of my family staggered into the front room in various stages of yawning sleepiness, I was inspired to cook a hearty breakfast for a cold day, the perfect fuel for hitching up the sleigh and trotting out to the woods to fell a Christmas tree. Not that I or anyone I know actually does that. But turns out my chorizo & egg breakfast burritors were also the perfect fuel for . . . lazing around the house enjoying vacation.

    Chorizo is a spicy pork or beef sausage colored a peppy red by dried red peppers.
    You can buy it cured, in which case you can eat it by the slice (prosaically, with crackers, cheese, beer & football). You can also buy it raw, with or without casing. Chorizo is originally from the Iberian Peninsula but at least one version has long been a Mexican staple. (In fact, there's more or less a chorizo family tree.) Mexican-style chorizo has long been part of the cultural heritage of a good chunk of my little town--but the piquant, smoky flavor has also made fans of many of the rest of us.

    Do It Yourself: A quick & easy meal with raw chorizo, my preference:

    Stuffed Chorizo Sausages:


    1. Flatten out about 3/4 cup chorizo into a rectangle.
    2. Line one side with roasted red peppers and a mild, melting white cheese (I've used both White Cheddar & Asiago because I had them on hand; use your imagination).
    3. Roll up like an eggroll to make a stuffed sausage.
    4. Pan fry without oil (the meat has enough of its own fat) until cooked through.

    5. Serve with a simple salad. Voila!


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    Chorizo con Huevos Breakfast Burritos:

    For a hearty breakfast, I take my cue from chorizo con huevos, a popular Mexican dish. I make no claims of authenticity, per se, but I make big claims of deliciousness & ease, and that's enough for me.

    What you need:
    1 onion
    1 lb raw chorizo
    2 roasted red peppers (buy ready-to-use in a jar)
    six eggs
    1 can black beans
    cheddar cheese
    olive oil
    large tortillas

    Optional:
    Avocado
    Tomatoes
    Salsa
    Sour Cream


    1. Dice the onion and cook til translucent in a large saute pan on medium heat in about a tablespoon of olive oil.
    2. Open the can of black beans and cook over medium heat in a small sauce pan; rinse out the can with water and add to beans. Stir occasionally and if they start to boil, turn heat down. They should thicken while you're preparing the rest of the meal.


    3. Add the chorizo (if in casing, remove) to the onions and cut up with heavy spatula like ground beef.
    4. Dice the roasted red peppers and add to the chorizo when it is cooked all the way through.
    5. Crack the eggs into a bowl and add to the chorizo, stirring constantly to mix the eggs in. They'll look a little different from your typical scrambled eggs but cooking the eggs & meat together integrates the flavor much better than cooking them separately & adding at the end.


    6. To make each breakfast burrito:
    • Toast each tortilla on a dry, hot saute pan for about 20 seconds aside.
    • Add a scoop of the egg mixture, a few spoonfuls of black beans, and a sprinkling of shredded cheddar cheese.
    • Top with any of the fresh ingedients you desire. Cool tomatoes, avocado, sour cream & salsa are a good foil for the rich, salty egg & meat mixture.


    Now go out & fell that tree!

    Monday, November 3, 2008

    Food for Lazy People

    The Faux Gourmet Wants to Know: What's your favorite thing to put in a tortilla? Please leave your comments below!

    It has been a while since I've done a really good Faux Gourmet recipe, and by good, I mean instructions for making food that are so simple, you wonder why I get to call it a recipe. Well, because I made it up and you didn't. But if you want to make up some 'recipes' of your own & post them below, more power to you. The Faux Gourmet supports people power, especially on the first Tuesday of November.

    My friend J swears by tortilla snacks and I like to think I am responsible. I extol the virtues of tortilla eating only lightly less regularly than I extol the virtues of celery eating, which is often. They're so wonderful.
    You can keep them indefinitely in the freezer, which makes them a great "I'm not sure if I'm really going to cook anything" investment. They're cheap. Even "Tumaro's Tortillas," which Men's Health Magazine voted the best gourmet tortillas in America (um, men vote on that?) are about 35 cents a tortilla. Bite the bullet, baby.



    Best of all, tortillas can be eaten so many ways: open faced like a pizza, rolled up, folded in half, or stacked . . . and they're great with anything, from Hormel pepperoni slices with Kraft shredded cheese to cinnamon and sugar with butter (J's specialties). Tortillas are like that trusty song that works on every playlist, the song to which you never seem to stop listening, but, magically, of which you never tire.

    They're also great food for lazy people. Keep a pack in the fridge, top a tortilla with your topping du jour (read: whatever leftovers are in easy reach in the fridge) and slap on a frying pan or in a toaster oven for a few minutes to crispify the project. Or, pop in the microwave for about 40 seconds, covered with another plate to keep the tortilla soft. Either way, bam, you've got breakfast, lunch, dessert, snack . . . whatever you want, in no time at all.

    Try the two 'recipes' below & add one of your own!

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    Do it Yourself 1: In true Faux Gourmet spirit, I recommend the following deceptively delicious combination: Grilled Pears with Prosciutto and Gruyere. I know, "grilled pears" makes it sound all fancy, but trust me on this one. Here's what you do:

    Slice a pear up and put slices over medium heat in a small pan with a teaspoon of sugar.


    Meanwhile, put a tortilla in another pan over low heat and top with a slice or two of prosciutto and shredded cheese. Swiss or pecorino are also delicious if you don't have gruyere. Heck, if you don't have swiss or pecorino, experiment with whatever cheese you have. If you don't have any cheese, there is something wrong with you.


    Flip the pear slices as they start to soften. Sprinkle a pinch of sea salt over the top. When the pear slices are browned and gooey, add to the (now-melted cheesey) tortilla.


    Remove from heat, fold in half, and enjoy.

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    Do it Yourself 2: Another favorite makes a great breakfast (or dessert, if calling food with chocolate in it 'dessert' makes you feel better): Faux Crepes.

    Spread some combination of the following tasty spreads down the middle of a tortilla: jam, peanut butter, nutella, hershey's syrup, honey.

    Slice a banana and layer pieces on the tortilla.

    Cover with a plate and microwave forty seconds.

    Roll up and enjoy!

    I am a big fan of nutella + banana or a PB + honey + banana, or PBJ + banana, but the whole point of the exercise is to get wild & crazy & make up your own variations.


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    Note: These options also look amazing but take a little more actual cooking.


    Tortilla Pie, from My Husband Hates Veggies


    Flour Tortilla Pizzas, from Wine With Life Please


    Picnic Tortilla, from BBC Good Food

    Please post a comment & share your favorite tortilla fillings!

    Thursday, October 2, 2008

    Not Even Faux Gourmet

    The Faux Gourmet Wants to Know: What is your favorite easy on-the-go snack? Leave your comments below!

    I was ridiculed yesterday (again) for munching on one of my favorite snacks: pure, unadorned, celery.

    Photo, Organic Passion

    "Watching you eat that makes me doubt your abilities as a chef," one of my friends joked. It isn't that I'm trying to lose weight (celery famously has fewer calories than the number required to eat & digest it, but it is not a weight loss tool).

    Nor am I seeking the health benefits (vitamin C, dietary fiber, potassium, foliate, molybdenum, manganese and vitamin B6, calcium, vitamin B1, vitamin B2, magnesium, vitamin A, phosphorous and iron, not to mention reducing high blood pressure, clearing uric acid from painful joints, possibly helping the treatment of arthritis and rheumatic problems, and helping the kidney as an anti-inflammatory and antioxidant).

    I tried to explain that the fresh, clean celery was just a nice break from the more complicated flavors in the rest of my food but she was having none of it. Celery is, apparently, so lame, it isn't even faux gourmet. I suppose what with celery being so popular among such luminaries as guinea pigs, dogs, horses, birds, squirrels, and small rodents, it is a hard sell. But come on people, without celery you couldn't have chicken noodle soup, or Cajun cuisine, or a decent Bloody Mary! (My Auntie R's excepting.)
    Give me a break!

    Photo, eat'n style Munchen (see also accompanying recipe)

    So I persist in my celery eating ways, iconoclast that I am.
    I scoop up piles of velvety hummus, I fill it with peanut butter and dot it with raisins for a sweet little treat, or I just munch away, keeping me awake through hours of thick reading. Delicious!

    Photo, Inside Voice (see also accompanying recipe)

    Meanwhile, the Faux Gourmet has been wondering what simple snacks you, dear readers, turn to in a pinch, when you need an easy, portable snack to tide you through. You can't sound sillier than me, with my celery-munching ways!

    Please post a comment & share your favorite on-the-go snacks.